i just fucking lost it omg
let’s play a randomized nuzlocke.
no no. no no no no.
this is not just a video.
this is a voyage to another realm.
"why dont you just give him a chance"
idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested
Oh my god
what episode of lazytown is this
One time a nice man took me as his date to a wedding. This man was really cute and really tall and I liked him. I, of course, got black out drunk at this wedding. I remember coming to as we were in the process of having sex (which was totally chill, I liked having sex with him and was not perturbed). The nice man asked me if I wanted to try anal, which I said (stupidly) “Ok, as long as you use lube”. I KID YOU NOT he gets half an inch in and it hurt so badly that I made him stop. I started crying and he felt really bad and bought me a bottle of champagne. All was forgiven since he was also really drunk and stopped right when I asked him to.
there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
LOL THIS IS AISHI AND WAFF PERFECTLY IM DDYING
SDKKSDJDDJ SPITS IS2G aI U’RE GOING TO GET IT
I am the only one who does this orr…
if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole
To fellow bronies who defend My Little Pony by saying its “Not really girl”.
No. That is wrong. It IS girly, unabashedly so. The problem is assuming that “girly” means badly-made, superficial, and stupid. Girly can be good. This is the holy word of…
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
It’s almost as if it grew there!